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My body is a temple, and I'm an atheist. - paraphrased by Gible

They only call it class warfare when we fight back. - Aceofshovels on Reddit

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. - Stolen from Moggy

Motivation and procrastination are just the same thing. Procrastination is the motivation to avoid what you need to do. - whisperingsage on Reddit

>>>> In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to 500+ years old.

>>> They live so long... but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.

>> These immortals are so kind, we must be nice to them.

> Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't touch her and yet I love her still.

For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great, great, great, great, great, grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows grey and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I can give him this comfort until the end.

- Joey meme

As we benefit from the inventions of others, we should be glad to share our own…freely and gladly - Benjamin Franklin in his autobiography.

The difference between a collision avoidance system and a targeting system is a sign bit. - arok on Reddit

Usually a person who needs very little, needs that little so very much. - Steal Heart on Google+


- Who's there?

Under the Patriot Act, we don't have to tell you that.

- houghi's sig on Slashdot

It’s okay… if I was wrong about stuff as often as you are, I’d cling to the possibility of being right like a life raft, too - Ian in Tales of MU

...no amount of behind-the-scenes wizardry can compete with "Ooooh! Shiny!"

- Marcus Watkins in An Experiment in BlackBerry Development: Lesson Learned Writing PodTrapper

Sometimes a democracy seems like a bad relationship that you just can't shake... you know you're being lied to, but we manage to convince ourselves over and over that a psychotic date is better than no date at all. - skuzzlebutt on Slashdot

Some people are like a slinky ...
Not really good for anything,
But you still can't help but smile
When you shove them down the stairs.

- unknown

If you find yourself going through Hell... KEEP GOING!! - cdnangil

It's the whole analogy of the broken refrigerator: you have to FIX the fridge, you can't just reorganize the rest of your life around not bringing frozen food into the house. - thepolylife in polyamory

There are 10 kinds of people. Those who can read binary numbers and those who can't. - Marlayna on XKCD Forums

Anticipation and need are best teased until it seems an eternity, and only then sated. - Gible Fog

My aunt just bought a new coffee-cup holder for her computer so she can burn more coasters. - Wishes

This is about the only reason why democracy stinks ... ethics and reason are always outnumbered by ignorance and greed. - NingunOtro on Stars! Home World Forum

You just have to think of it like... the first time you had sex. You have to ask yourself... "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?" - Tank Girl

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? - bash.org

Judge: "Can't you settle this out of court?" Defendant: "That's what we were doing when the police arrived." - unknown

The propeller on a plane is really just a fan, when it stops you can see the pilot sweat. - unknown

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is. - John von Neuman

Anyone who says high schoolers should read Moby Dick 1) Doesn't know any fifteen-year-olds; 2) Has never read Moby Dick; or 3) Has read Moby Dick, has a fifteen-year-old in the house, and wants to get even. - Susan Ohanian in Insults to the soul.

so r we gonna talk about anything that has a point

of course not. :P

apparently dman254 is new to irc

- bash.org

Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself. - unknown

Pinnocchio: "I'm not a puppet! I'm a real boy!" Guard: "Five shillings for the possessed toy." - Shrek

I'm a pheasant plucker, I pluck mother pheasants, I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant - chatty`katty in #dominateradio

A Million Monkeys can inflict worse things than just Shakespeare on your system. - Stolen from John Carter

A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorums. - Paul Erdos

Mary had a crypto key and she kept it in escrow, and everything that Mary said the fed's were sure to know. - unknown

[While waiting for launch] I was thinking that the rocket had twenty thousand components, and each was made by the lowest bidder.

- John Glenn, pilot of the first manned US space flight.

Fidelity: Unadulterated boredom. - unknown

I read of a ritual to summon a demon. It involved some chanting while standing in the middle of a pentagram with a pound of burning hash at each point. My opinion of this is: "If you're standing in the middle of five pounds of burning hash and think you'll see a demon then, by God, you WILL see a demon." - Fenris

If anything in this book offends you, please feel free to buy and burn as many copies as you like. Volume discounts are available.

- Richard Tucholka, Stalking the Night Fantastic

any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough

This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence

any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough

This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence



you see thats why i love english

I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning


My head makes want to clothesline into a wall

why do these make some semblance of sense 😧

Beacause brains don't brain logically

Brains do brain logically! But when english doesn't logic englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that english !

I hate that this makes sense

- Tumblr thread

Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me. - Marquis DeSade

Only when you are sure they have you, can you stop being paranoid. - unknown

Allies come and go, but enemies accumulate. - emperor with no clothes

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat.

Arguing on Usenet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. - James McGuigan in rec.games.computer.stars

There are some people who are so irritating that merely ignoring them is somehow unsatisfactory; every fibre in your body screams out at you to grab them by the throat with both hands, shake them until their teeth rattle, and shout in their face "We're not fucking interested, understand? And you're a waste of space!". Sadly, my newsreader doesn't seem to implement this feature. - Tequila Rapide in alt.peeves

Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music.

- Stolen from fer0l

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for thou art indeed tasty and crunchy and go well with ketchup! - Stolen from PapaBear

Masochist - "beat me"

Sadist - "No" - Anon

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Stars! Home World Forum sig

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett

Cult: (n) a small, unpopular religion. Religion: (n) a large, popular cult. - Slashdot sig

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - IRC quit message

In the beginning there was the word, and the word was "No."
From this sprang desire.
After that, everyone's story is different.

- Gible Fog