Just don't expect me to keep all these profiles up-to-date.
"In the begining there was the word, and the word was "No."
From this sprang desire.
After that, everyone's story is different." - Gible Fog
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." - IRC quit message
"Cult: (n) a small, unpopular religion.
Religion: (n) a large, popular cult." - Slashdot sig
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." - Stars! Home World Forum sig
Masochist - "beat me"
Sadist - "No" - Anon
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for thou art indeed tasty and crunchy and go well with ketchup!" - Stolen from PapaBear
"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Stolen from fer0l
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." - Stolen from Moggy
"There are some people who are so irritating that merely ignoring them is somehow unsatisfactory; every fibre in your body screams out at you to grab them by the throat with both hands, shake them until their teeth rattle, and shout in their face "We're not fucking interested, understand? And you're a waste of space!". Sadly, my newsreader doesn't seem to implement this feature." - Tequila Rapide in alt.peeves
"Arguing on Usenet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded." - James McGuigan in rec.games.computer.stars
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great. " - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat.
"Allies come and go, but enemies accumulate" - emperor with no clothes
Only when you are sure they have you, can you stop being paranoid - unknown
"Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me." - Marquis DeSade
"If anything in this book offends you, please feel free to buy and burn as many copies as you like. Volume discounts are available." - Richard Tucholka, Stalking the Night Fantastic
"I read of a ritual to summon a demon. It involved some chanting while standing in the middle of a pentagram with a pound of burning hash at each point. My opinion of this is: 'If you're standing in the middle of five pounds of burning hash and think you'll see a demon then, by God, you WILL see a demon.'" - Fenris
Fidelity: Unadulterated boredom. - unknown
"[While waiting for launch] I was thinking that the rocket had twenty thousand components, and each was made by the lowest bidder". - John Glenn, pilot of the first manned US space flight.
"Mary had a crypto key and she kept it in escrow, and everything that Mary said the fed's were sure to know." - unknown
"A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorums" - Paul Erdos
A Million Monkeys can inflict worse things than just Shakespeare on your system. - Stolen from John Carter
"I'm a pheasant plucker, I pluck mother pheasants, I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker that ever plucked a mother pheasant" - chatty`katty in #dominateradio
Pinnocchio: "I'm not a puppet! I'm a real boy!" Guard: "Five shillings for the possessed toy." - Shrek
Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself. - unknown
<dman254> so r we gonna talk about anything that has a point
<jv-home> of course not. :P
<nougatmachine> apparently dman254 is new to irc
Anyone who says high schoolers should read Moby Dick 1) Doesn't know any fifteen-year-olds; 2) Has never read Moby Dick; or 3) Has read Moby Dick, has a fifteen-year-old in the house, and wants to get even. - Susan Ohanian in Insults to the soul.
If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is. - John von Neuman
The propeller on a plane is really just a fan, when it stops you can see the pilot sweat. - unknown
Judge: "Can't you settle this out of court?" Defendant: "That's what we were doing when the police arrived." - unknown
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? -bash.org
You just have to think of it like... the first time you had sex. You have to ask yourself... "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?" - Tank Girl
This is about the only reason why democracy stinks ... ethics and reason are always outnumbered by ignorance and greed. - NingunOtro on Stars! Home World Forum
My aunt just bought a new coffee-cup holder for her computer so she can burn more coasters. -Wishes
Anticipation and need are best teased until it seems an eternity, and only then sated. - Gible Fog
There are 10 kinds of people. Those who can read binary numbers and those who can't. -Marlayna on XKCD Forums
It's the whole analogy of the broken refrigerator: you have to FIX the fridge, you can't just reorganize the rest of your life around not bringing frozen food into the house. - thepolylife in polyamory
"If you find yourself going through Hell... KEEP GOING!!" - cdnangil
Some people are like a slinky ...
Not really good for anything,
But you still can't help but smile
When you shove them down the stairs. - unknown
Sometimes a democracy seems like a bad relationship that you just can't shake...you know you're being lied to, but we manage to convince ourselves over and over that a psychotic date is better than no date at all. - skuzzlebutt on Slashdot
...no amount of behind-the-scenes wizardry can compete with "Ooooh! Shiny!" <sigh>
- Marcus Watkins in An Experiment in BlackBerry Development: Lesson Learned Writing PodTrapper
Usually a person who needs very little, needs that little so very much. - Steal Heart